i can’t stop thinking about Emma Chamberlain’s Headphones

Photo courtesy: Anything Goes w/ Emma Chamberlain & me

today i woke up and decided 1 needed a pair of wired headphones by eod…

i was scrolling The NYT (tiktok) and saw Emma Chamberlain podcasting with a pair of Porta Pro® Limited Edition Rhythm (beige), and became instantly obsessed to a degree that is unbearable at best, a 51/50 at worst.

For fun, let's play a game where you think about what you love most and multiply it by 32,000. That’s where i currently reside with a non-Airpod Max experience.

It’s honestly amazing i have time to dream about holding hands with Vince Staples at the airport or memorize Danity Kane’s discography considering how consumed i am with the look and feel of a plugged-in world.

According to customs they’re “in transit” but my ass couldn’t wait 5-7 business days to take a real, non-photoshopped pic of my head wearing them.

In the meantime, can anyone who has them call me? i just wanna talk.

okay bye.