i saw devon lee carlson wearing capri pants & kitten heels, so i bought capri pants & kitten heels

Photo courtesy: Pinterest, Getty, @devonleecarlson & me

capris in capri…

If i had to describe my style it would be, funeral director meets teenage boy who’s never traveled outside the united states. But i’m going to italy this summer so it’s time to adopt an entirely new identity.

Enter: Devon Lee Carlson. 

DLC’s style is the visual embodiment of kowabunga, it’s i’ve spent an excess of eight days on a yacht (unsupervised!), but most importantly it’s fun

The problem, i’ve never participated in fun once in my life. 

So no: this transition won’t be easy — but if the human dating the grandson of Jack Nicholson is a bird, i’m a bird, and ready to play the role of a lifetime

And while my 5'3 body has no business in a capri, that’s where we find ourselves.

ALAS here are five capri pant + kitten heel combos sitting in my cart, awaiting a home, preferably atop a body of water:

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