27 wedding guest dresses for me and Kendall Jenner only
Photo courtesy: People Magazine & me
as a wedding attendee, one of the most important things you can offer is nonsense…
MARITAL UNION is a unique coming together of things i do not like: DJs, groups of people i don’t know, and men with weird attitudes.
Conversely, it’s also ground zero for displaying my present, perky, and pointed (at groomsmen #2) n*ps in slinky nude allusion.
And in my state of misguided lunacy, that negates any ill-will i feel towards publicly holding hands with another human being.
Thankfully, my good friend, Pepsi Kendall Jenner shares the same brand ethos – notorious for attending weddings scantily clad. We are #twins:
Photo courtesy: @kendalljenner & me
As wedding season approaches, and to quell my addiction to online shopping, here are 27 wedding guest dresses if you too are looking for s-e-x:
